KR3W

DRINKIN KR3W

Shad — Thu, 23 May 2013 14:00:02 +0000

Brazilian churrascarias have this thing on the table called a “meat faucet.” When it’s green side up, that means the faucet is on and waiters will bring you delicious cuts of meat on skewers that they slice for you at the table. When you’re full, turn the meat faucet over to red and you shut the faucet off, no more dead animals on skewers.

Same thing with the new Drinkin KR3W raglan and trucker hat: wear them right side out when you want drink. When you’re done drinking, or when you start making an ass out of yourself (whichever comes first), turn the hat on backwards and your shirt inside out. Or just pass out and throw up all over yourself, same thing. No more drinks for you. Please drink responsibly, and by responsibly we mean don’t forget to take your shoes off before you pass out, or you’re fair game.

CC LICKS T-SHIRT

Shad — Thu, 16 May 2013 13:34:09 +0000

There might come a time when you can CC a friend on an email to let him or her sample the taste of something, like, “I’ve cc’d Jim on this because he grew up in Saudi Arabia and he’s never tasted Jagermeister before. Have a lick!” For now, however, the only CC that involves licking is the new CC Licks premium t-shirt from KR3W. It’s a 100% cotton 40 singles jersey that’s available in black or white.

KR3W KLIPS: KIRBY AND LAWYER IN THE PARK

Shad — Tue, 14 May 2013 11:37:31 +0000

BREWSIN SOCKS

Shad — Thu, 09 May 2013 15:58:07 +0000

If you’re heading out to your local bar, make sure you’re wearing a proper pair of drinking socks—a pair of socks that says, “I’m KR3WSIN for a BREWSIN.” And nothing says, “I’m KR3WSIN for a BREWSIN,” better than a pair of KR3W Brewsin’ socks because they actually say, “KREWSIN for a BREWSIN,” right on them. They also have a little mug of beer up near the collar so when you’re too drunk to order the next round, you can just point to your socks. “GRONK WANT MAKE THIS NOW!” Remember, a great night out drinking deserves a great pair of drinking socks. Available in white or blackout black.

HIGH SNOBIETY TV: LUCIEN CLARKE

Shad — Wed, 08 May 2013 00:50:37 +0000

London-based KR3W team rider, Lucien Clarke, recently sat down for a short interview with Highsnobiety TV.

KRIMINALS

KR3W — Thu, 02 May 2013 21:40:53 +0000

This lovely snap back Kriminal hat conveys the impression that anyone who is wearing it acquired it by illegal means. And thus we’d be silly to expect hardened Kriminals to pay for it. So, in the spirit of Abbie Hoffman’s Steal This Book, KR3W is saying, “Steal this hat.” The only thing you have to decide is what color hat you you’re going to steal: charcoal heather, red, off-white (shown), or navy (shown)? (Please note that KR3W will not visit you in prison if you get caught because you’re obviously not a very smooth criminal.) (Crazy totem pole knome sold/stolen separately.)

KR3W KLIPS: Deathwish Video Extras

Shad — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 12:00:25 +0000

Couldn’t get enough of The Deathwish Video? Neither could we. Fortunately there’s more. We were crawling around on the Deathwish cutting room floor looking for scraps and we found these perfectly fine little gems of KR3W pro riders Erik Ellington and Lizard that didn’t make it into the final edit. We’re pleased to be able to give them a home in this edition of KR3W KLIPS.

KR3W KLIPS: Dane Vaughn

Shad — Fri, 26 Apr 2013 15:19:14 +0000

Dane Vaughn hoists a big frontside heel flip over a bike rack in this KR3W KLIP.

EXHUMED

Shad — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 13:00:06 +0000

This Exhumed premium t-shirt has a skull on it. Some might even think that the skull is ripping itself out of your body. If you meet someone who actually thinks a skeleton is clambering out of your rib cage when you’re wearing this t-shirt, you tell that person they’re stupid. Go, “You’re stupid. There’s not a real skeleton coming out of my chest you silly goose. This is a KR3W 100% cotton premium Exhumed t-shirt. ” And then give them a swift kick in the taco because they’ve been listening to way too much metal.

MEPHISTO SHORTS

Shad — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 23:33:11 +0000

WOOOO! Signature Satanic shorts! It’s about time we gave ole Mephistopheles his own pair of 100% poly dynasuede board shorts. They’re available in turquoise or black—guess which color is the favorite of the Prince of Darkness.