September 10, 2012

This isn’t just a jacket. It may look like a single jacket, but it’s actually A LOT of jackets. Officially we’re saying it’s two jackets in one jacket, but in reality it’s like three million jackets[1] in one. You can wear the whole thing all together, or you can discard the shell and just wear the liner. Or lose the liner and just wear the shell. Or you can try and wear the liner over the jacket and look like a total weirdo—it’s up to you, the possibilities are endless[2]. The KR3W Super Massive 2-in-1 jacket is a jacket that’s another jacket, that’s another jacket, that’s another jacket, that’s another (ad infinitum). And it’s available in every color that existed ever[3]: Charcoal, Yellow, and Military.

1. Please note that while the number of combinations possible with the Super Massive jacket system is very high, it is not “three million.” It’s more like two million, or thereabouts. Three million just sounded cooler.

2. Again, there are a number of different ways you can wear this jacket, and you do get a variety of jacket styles for the price of one jacket, but the possibilities are not “endless.” We apologize for any inconveniences this may have caused.

3. It’s available in three colors.