KR3W STRIPES

July 19, 2012


We got stripes. A word of caution, however: if you’re going to be in the presence of monkeys, do not wear stripes. Monkeys HATE stripes. No kidding. They go completely ape-shit bonkers on anyone wearing stripes. If you’re lucky, they’ll just crap in their hands and throw it at you. Whatever, that shit stinks, but it washes off. But monkeys are way stronger than humans and they have been known to rip the ass off a man. That’s right, they’ll tear your butt off! If you wear stripes around monkeys they will rip one of your buns off and eat it like a donut.

But as long as there are no monkeys around, these KR3W striped tops are great. We have three different styles in lots of pretty colors: OVERKILL (short sleeve), ROADRUNNER (tank), and BEHOLDER (light hoodie). Just remember: no monkeys.

OVERKILL short sleeve / K11245
100% cotton striped 40 singles jersey
charcoal, black/red, yellow


ROADRUNNER tank / K11249
100% cotton striped 40 singles jersey
charcoal, black/red, yellow


BEHOLDER light hoodie / K11247
100% cotton striped 40 singles jersey
charcoal, black/red, yellow