June 20, 2012

We had a friend that used to show up here to skate that always wore the same pair of white pants. We knew it was the same pair because there was a very distinct pink stain that surrounded his crotch area. He tried to explain that it was a dye job gone bad and that he couldn’t afford to buy a new pair. We soon learned the real story behind his pink crotch: when he’d get wasted every night, he’d pass out and piss himself on his friend’s red couch. You don’t have to go to such lengths to put your ass in a pair of red pants, or any other color, for that matter, because KR3W has a veritable rainbow of pants. They’re stretchy, and comfortable, and they come in so many colors you’ll practically pee yourself out of excitement.