Tanks are great: they’re perfect for those days when you feel like wearing a shirt, but also not wearing a shirt. KR3W has a wonderful assortment of these top/topless hybrids.
All KR3W tanks are 100% cotton singles 40 jersey, including the KR3W Tube Lines tank.
Tanks are the preferred top for people who dislike sleeves. Recent republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum, for instance, was not into sleeves. At all. In fact he was once quoted as saying, “Sleeves slow me down.” Which, when translated into secular English, means, “Fuck sleeves.” The KR3W Jefferson tank, presumably presidential in origin, does a marvelous job of telling sleeves to go fuck themselves.
Technically, a tank top is a shirt, so it meets the bare minimum requirement in instances in which a shirt is insisted upon. So you can go into a restaurant with a “No Shirt, No Service” sign out front wearing a light blue KR3W Hill tank and actually order food almost topless. How’s that for sticking it to The Man? You’re gnarly!
You spent a lot of money on those sweet tribal tattoos, bro, and you should be showing them off. Have you considered wearing a tank top? The KR3W Dade Tank not only provides everyone a front row seat to your “gun show,” but it also allows an unrestricted tour of the magnificent museum that is on your arm. No way, is that a koi fish?
It’s hot outside. Why not partake in the Parr tank and get tanked in a KR3W tank? You’ll tank us for it.