im sayin.. lets be reality.. Lizard King, ran last year.. he was, the skateboarders, skateboarder.. think not? well, why dont one of you “men/woman of genius” ’splain who did.. oh yeah.. you cant.. so, since only what i say matters.. im going on record to say, Lizard King was THAT dude last year.. the dude did a reverse Airwalk down Wallenberg.. same day- backside-180 one foot.. had everybody singing the Killa Cam classic “Wet Wipes”.. cmon, breh.. Lizard King in ‘09, was no different than when OC hit the scene with “Times Up” in ‘94.. you think not- ask somebody.. so, id like to take this time to give it up to my mans Lizard.. dude was the truth, like Sojourner.. pop bottles.. dont forget to start with straight shots.. its officiial, like a referee with a whistle.. wih that said- ill see yall next time.. enjoy the new year.. make new moves, and money.. and, yall be safe.. jeah!

first off.. whats this dude wearing:

now.. i know i aint trippin.. i just wanted to make sure everyone see what the fukk i see.. so.. if im correct- this DUDE, is wearing a SKIRT.. im sayin.. lets keep it trilla.. whas good with a DUDE, wearing some sh!t like this? with some Jordans, at that.. *shakes head* this- is totally, unexcusable..

but.. hoooooooooooold up.. that aint the only one.. lets discuss this while we at it:

dog.. is that brotha wearing some leggins? bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhaha.. nawl.. fa’real though.. them some leggins..? cause i KNOW them aint some jeans.. not no, MENS jeans.. wanna know how i know..? well, first off- they dont sell no pink jeans, in the MENS section… at all.. furthermore. lets take it down to the ankle.. *shakes head* them sh!ts barely even fit over his socks..

this is just.. just.. embarrassing, on so many levels.. what happened to people? i mean, im all down for people being “different”, and trying to be “trend-setters” but this is nothing short of ridiculous.. and truth be told.. theres really nothing different between these dudes, and the group Wham.. or, Boy George.. or, Lady Gaga(yeah.. she piss in a stand-up urinal).. im sayin.. we gotta start doing better, cause this cant be life..

now that we got that out the way.. i do wanna gon’ head and give it up to this decades Golly Im Gully, winner- Mr. Antwuan Dixon:

as you can all see, Twuan could truly give a fukk about you.. what you think about his face.. and alla dat.. so, major props to Twuan for displaying the art of “not giving a fukkery” to the max, while also maintaining his position as one of the elite skateboarders all the same time.. this decades true, (Black)Duane Peters..

im out.. i got things to do.. places to go.. and, people to make fun of.. yall be easy, and until next time- peace…

ok.. lets be reality.. whos fukkin with this dude? got egg nog in his beard.. aint even touching that lil screaming rugrat.. and got the illest, “n!kka, take my picture” swag in the universe.. salute this man..

i mean.. enter your own caption here.. this dude looks like a killer..

oooooooooooooh Lawd.. the swag, is on a thousand-trillion.. the Magnum T.I. shades.. crooked hat.. i mean, ole boy aint even put his beard on straight.. i aint gon’ lie.. this is the first Black Santa ive ever seen pictured.. somebody give this man the big piece of chicken..

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahaahaha.. yooooooooooooo.. imagine showing up to work looking like that.. look at ole boy!! he mustve had some of that ‘Easter colored’ Sprite, Weezy F. Baby be rappin bout..  im seriously glad i dont have any photos with one of these creeps..

alright.. this dude, had def robbed a bank.. shot at some cops.. and, anything else gangstas do.. i seriously wouldnt doubt if he was one of the first white folks to crip-walk..

*yo… ill tell you guys what.. if yall got some Xmas photos anything like this, shoot em over to Kr3w and not only will we put you up on the “Summerjam Screen”- but you can also get your hands on some free product.. do the damn thing.. and, until next time- be easy.. jeah!

i know the MTV Awards were a bit ago.. but gawt dayum, is this one of the gulliest things ive ever seen in my life.. heres the scenario.. Hova shows up in a motorcade to Radio City Music Hall, to perform his newest hit "Empire State of Mind" with Alicia Keys.. As confused as people seem, everyone in the crowds somewhat digging the performance. Then. Outta left field. This lil Bow Wow lookin broad named, Lil Mama catches the holy ghost- and literally, just runs up on stage. How she got past security? Beyond me. But, she runs up on stage and goes straight into a b-boy stance in front of Hova da God. Hov IS known to mush a b!tch in the face. But, i think he was more startled than anything. Hell. i would be! Ole girl looks like a chupacabra, with a weave. Anyhow. She starts rocking next to Hov, and as the end of the song comes on- all you see is Hov. A. Keys. And, Lil Mama in the middle of the stage arms folded. i mean.. look at the fukkin photo! bwahahahhahahahaha.. who the fukk is gully enough, to do some sh!t like that?!?! so in this edition of Golly Im Gully.. i gotta give it up to this broad. this is possibly, one of the gulliest moments in television awards history. Right up there with the time ODB rushed the stage at the Grammys, and screamed "Wu-Tang is for the children!!". Damn, i miss that old crazy sum'uhb!tch.. anyways.. heres the actual performance.. dope song.. cant say much for that swaggerless, leather vest though.. until next time..

• You go to ya girls, and her “friends” walking out her room w/no shirt, socks or shoes- and you dont say nothing..
• You get slapped in the mouth in front of ya girl, and dont do nothing.
• The amatuers on your team, are better than you..
• You and ya girl, share jeans…
• You think Moroccans, are Middle Eastern…
• You tell people you on a team, but when you open the mag/catalog- ya name aint on the team list..
• Ya pants so tight, you cant wear socks..
• You carry your skateboard around, by the truck..
• You spend more time complaining about not having a job, than actually looking for one..
• You cant axle-stall, but you can do a bunch of flip tricks on a ramp..
• You & ya girl have a threesome, and she makes you just watch..
• You still cant tell the difference between Mexicans & Puerto Ricans…
• Your Mom found you weed stash, smoked it- and you didnt say nothing…
• Youre Black, and you voted for John McCain..
• You flossing at the club, but you actually took the bus there and live w/ya Momma…
• Youre a dude, and you still kiss your Dad on the mouth..
• You use myspace, facebook, etc.. to pick up woman..
• Even though 99.9% of cell phones & computers have “text edit”, you still cant spell/know how to use simple words correctly..
• Some pros came in town, and smashed ya girl while you was out showing off ya lil skate spots/tricks..
• You just recently realized, Peppermint Patty was gay..
• You work at a skate company, magazine or in the industry- but you cant even drop into a 5ft ramp without full padding..
• You and ya Moms is at the same house party…
• You think Koala bears are Chinese…
• You aint never stood up for nothing..

I had to pull this one out the cut.. id originally been sitting on this masterpiece, for another site. but, since Kr3w IS my n!kkas. and, they just sent over the box with my 2 favorite pair of Skytops- i HAD to return the favor with the piFF’edry. Good looks on the kicks, fellas. Young Josh. whaddup my w!gga. i see you. the rest of yall.. enjoy.

New York- im gonna go ahead and get this chupacabbra looking bish out the way first. gawt dayum, is this.. this.. “thing”- ugly as hell! i bet any amount of money in this world- that her meat wallet smell like a wet, old Negro League glove. id personally rather stick my dyck in a volcano, while french kissing an endangered Ape. and thats being nice.

New Yorks Moms- i was to originally put that chick Daisy(Daisy of Love) in this prestigious poll. Then, i was to go in on how she looks like Janice from the Muppets. But after some research, found out some clown had already written the same thing about her. oh well. so in the spirit of “keepin it moving”, ive squeezed in this ‘Beetlejuice(of Howard Stern fame) with a wig‘ lookin bish. Real tawk. This broads so black, a fukkin space shuttle flew into her body! And looking at both her, and her daughter makes me second guess any “population control” proposals.

Brooke Hogan- can somebody tell me exactly whats “attractive” about this porpoise shaped prosti’tot? actually. lemme reitirate that. shes actually shaped more like Bobby Hill, than a porpoise. and by that, i mean her entire bodies shaped like her back. plus. if(and when) she does grow a mustache from years of steroids, and mens vitamins- she’ll finally look like her Pops. yeah. you know, her same Pops that had his hand in her asscrack “putting lotion on her back..”. wowzas.

Beth Chapman(of the Bounty Hunter)- hmm.. never realized Miss Piggy could actually have offspring! now, the real question here is- exactly WHO was fokkin Miss Piggy? my first guess would have to go to Dusty Rhoades. then again. a quick profile glance, and Beth does somewhat resemble Capt. Lou Albano too. either way. her swag, any sort of “gravity” under them tig ole bitties, and her face- lawst at life.

Miss Jay(of Americas Top Model)- real tawk. this dude so black, he makes charcoal look beige! whas wrong with this “brotha”, anyways? not only does he look, and dress like the old lady downstairs in the window from that show “227″. but. he also look like he takes long baths, in a fokkin wet bbq pit. ’scust.

That thing that was on “I Want to Work for Diddy”- exactly, “what” the fokk is this? A dude, with tits?! good Jesus of Megatron. WHY do people do shyt like this? Seeing this type of shyt, makes me wonder if animals really are smarter than humans. You ever heard of a cat, that wished he barked and pissed on hydrants? Or, a horse that wants a fokkin elephant trunk? Exactly. Being confused, and ugly are horrible qualities. And while im at it. where is this, and that Miss Jay things Dads?!

Tila Tequila- ive personally never found anyone under 5′1, “attractive”. and being shes a good 4′8 in a decent pair of heels, plus looks like a ant- doesnt help her cause either. should i keep going? ok! she almost took a “Shot at Love”, with a chick who looked and even dressed like Dennis the Menace. kisses people who eat pig genitalia. breath, and cooch probly smells like Dinuguan. i could do this for days. basically. shes gross as fokk.

Wendy Williams- I wonder when the creators of Donkey Kong, are gonna sue this bish and her face for copyright infringement? and has anyone figured out, this is the poor womans Joan Rivers yet? not to mention, on a good day- she looks like a homeless golden retriever from the neck up. and we all know how annoying retrievers can become, once you play with em.. they never seem to know “when” to quit. shyts annoying. just like Wendy Williams face.

Brett Michaels- yknow we’re fokked up as a society when a 40-something yr old male. can dress up like a 52yr old unattractive bar hag- and pull woman. smh @ this old man walking around with a bunch of eyeliner, hair extensions and leather. looking like a old, white, poor mans Rick James!

Pumpkin(of Flava of Love): aside from having male monkey boobs, and looking like a wet raccoon- why does this lady always have that, “i just queefed” face? and who other than myself, is more than convinced her “other set of lips” continually blow hot air? Teeth look like candy corn. Got a haircut, like the dude Francis who stole Pee Wee’s bike. Kissed Flava Flav. So you know her breath probly smell like a old sword, fished outta a moat. Yeah. Shes straight- trife.