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I found this little gem on the www for you to enjoy.
I found this little gem on the www for you to enjoy.
IT’S REALLY REAL!! The Flip Extremely Sorry World Premiere is showing on September 16th, 2009 in Orange County, CA. There will also be regional premieres across the U.S. with an international video premiere world tour, following the world premiere. DVD copies will be available on sale shortly after the premiere. More info coming soon…

Check out the Extremely Sorry webpage at www.flipskateboards.com for video trailers and info about the soundtrack.
Weather you need to carry your Board, your laptop, your Beer, or just some gear. We Got Your Back!
The New Line of Backpacks by KR3W, OUT NOW!
Spencer borrowed my phone about a month ago for an awkward conversation with Chany. We were laughing about it because every conversation with Chany is a weird one to say the least. Chany called to quiz him on some old school questions for this Color Magazine article below. Didn’t sound like Spenny knew too many of the answers to the questions. Pick up the mag to read it or listen to it Here!

Spencer Hamilton FS Flip

I had to pull this one out the cut.. id originally been sitting on this masterpiece, for another site. but, since Kr3w IS my n!kkas. and, they just sent over the box with my 2 favorite pair of Skytops- i HAD to return the favor with the piFF’edry. Good looks on the kicks, fellas. Young Josh. whaddup my w!gga. i see you. the rest of yall.. enjoy.
New York- im gonna go ahead and get this chupacabbra looking bish out the way first. gawt dayum, is this.. this.. “thing”- ugly as hell! i bet any amount of money in this world- that her meat wallet smell like a wet, old Negro League glove. id personally rather stick my dyck in a volcano, while french kissing an endangered Ape. and thats being nice.
New Yorks Moms- i was to originally put that chick Daisy(Daisy of Love) in this prestigious poll. Then, i was to go in on how she looks like Janice from the Muppets. But after some research, found out some clown had already written the same thing about her. oh well. so in the spirit of “keepin it moving”, ive squeezed in this ‘Beetlejuice(of Howard Stern fame) with a wig‘ lookin bish. Real tawk. This broads so black, a fukkin space shuttle flew into her body! And looking at both her, and her daughter makes me second guess any “population control” proposals.
Brooke Hogan- can somebody tell me exactly whats “attractive” about this porpoise shaped prosti’tot? actually. lemme reitirate that. shes actually shaped more like Bobby Hill, than a porpoise. and by that, i mean her entire bodies shaped like her back. plus. if(and when) she does grow a mustache from years of steroids, and mens vitamins- she’ll finally look like her Pops. yeah. you know, her same Pops that had his hand in her asscrack “putting lotion on her back..”. wowzas.
Beth Chapman(of the Bounty Hunter)- hmm.. never realized Miss Piggy could actually have offspring! now, the real question here is- exactly WHO was fokkin Miss Piggy? my first guess would have to go to Dusty Rhoades. then again. a quick profile glance, and Beth does somewhat resemble Capt. Lou Albano too. either way. her swag, any sort of “gravity” under them tig ole bitties, and her face- lawst at life.
Miss Jay(of Americas Top Model)- real tawk. this dude so black, he makes charcoal look beige! whas wrong with this “brotha”, anyways? not only does he look, and dress like the old lady downstairs in the window from that show “227″. but. he also look like he takes long baths, in a fokkin wet bbq pit. ’scust.
That thing that was on “I Want to Work for Diddy”- exactly, “what” the fokk is this? A dude, with tits?! good Jesus of Megatron. WHY do people do shyt like this? Seeing this type of shyt, makes me wonder if animals really are smarter than humans. You ever heard of a cat, that wished he barked and pissed on hydrants? Or, a horse that wants a fokkin elephant trunk? Exactly. Being confused, and ugly are horrible qualities. And while im at it. where is this, and that Miss Jay things Dads?!
Tila Tequila- ive personally never found anyone under 5′1, “attractive”. and being shes a good 4′8 in a decent pair of heels, plus looks like a ant- doesnt help her cause either. should i keep going? ok! she almost took a “Shot at Love”, with a chick who looked and even dressed like Dennis the Menace. kisses people who eat pig genitalia. breath, and cooch probly smells like Dinuguan. i could do this for days. basically. shes gross as fokk.
Wendy Williams- I wonder when the creators of Donkey Kong, are gonna sue this bish and her face for copyright infringement? and has anyone figured out, this is the poor womans Joan Rivers yet? not to mention, on a good day- she looks like a homeless golden retriever from the neck up. and we all know how annoying retrievers can become, once you play with em.. they never seem to know “when” to quit. shyts annoying. just like Wendy Williams face.
Brett Michaels- yknow we’re fokked up as a society when a 40-something yr old male. can dress up like a 52yr old unattractive bar hag- and pull woman. smh @ this old man walking around with a bunch of eyeliner, hair extensions and leather. looking like a old, white, poor mans Rick James!
Pumpkin(of Flava of Love): aside from having male monkey boobs, and looking like a wet raccoon- why does this lady always have that, “i just queefed” face? and who other than myself, is more than convinced her “other set of lips” continually blow hot air? Teeth look like candy corn. Got a haircut, like the dude Francis who stole Pee Wee’s bike. Kissed Flava Flav. So you know her breath probly smell like a old sword, fished outta a moat. Yeah. Shes straight- trife.
Tonight…

Wow, nobody thought Greco would be the first person on the tour to get arrested, especially not for “Trespassing” across an uptight neighbors parking lot to get to the signing at the skateshop. Don’t worry, we’re on our way to bail him out right now.

Although the cops are uptight everyone else is really cool, Erik even got some amazing Deathwish graphic contributions at New Generation in Easley, South Carolina.

Demos are getting ripped still, Figgy with a 180 flip nosegrind.

And who would of thought that when we went to Cornelius, North Carolina Antwuan would get a photo with the mayor? I think the mayor was kind of scared of Teflon Twuan though, he bounced real quick.

They just finished the Boardroom Skatepark for the demo in cornelius literally hours before we got there.

Park was pretty sick, Herman with a front bluntslide.

Neck and Shane were blowing up the microphones everywhere as usual.

Lizard shredded the demos so hard he just passed out in the van usually, we always have to wake him up so he doesn’t get baked in a locked van when the sun comes up.

Big turnout at Black Sheep in Chorlotte, NC. Cope were being pricks there too, started giving out jaywalking tickets so we bounced.

Homies at the shops always hooking up some fried chicken!

Bowling break!

Lizard almost bowled a 50. See that hat? He traded his complete board for it just to make Slash jealous.

And of course the kid love Antwuan when he’s tossing out those KR3W shirts.

It ain’t all party, sometimes you got to take a power nap dudes! Soon as we get Greco out of jail we’re skating Raleigh then everyone flys home. Tours been insane, thanks to all the shops for the support!
Check out the new video for Murphy’s Dream Spot!
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