clydecares - you let a security guard take your skateboard or video camera..
- you dont have at least one Gucci Mane song in your iPod..
- your Moms is on Facebook, Myspace or any social networking site kicking it with your friends all the time..
- youre a dude, and you let another dude braid your hair
- your girl is a stripper..
- your girl is a stripper, and you Love her..
- you spend more time talking, than being about it..
- youre over the age of 15, and still listen to Eminem..
- you own a snakeboard..
- you rock a chain wallet, with no money in it..
- you think Survivor Man, Bait Car, or Ghost Hunters is "real"
- you dont respect Tiger Woods Black side, after hearing that "imma wear you out" voicemail..
- you a Pittsburgh Steelers fan
- you think Masons, and Illuminati are the same thing..
- you watch Telemundo, with the sound on..
- you didnt vote, but complain about the President, and policies..
- you broke up with your girl, cause she slept with another girl..
- you dont live/are from New York, and you sing "Empire State of Mind" loudly whenever you hear it..
- you skate a pool, like a mini-ramp..
- if youre still standing, and one of these desriptions fit you

14 Comments

  1. that nigga

    December 17th, 2009

    5:14 pm

    i agree with everything except that gucci mane one that nigga wack get the fuck outta here with that bull shit brrr… are you serious you must like oj the juice man too and that new york state of mind song is beast

  2. sf-LvL

    December 17th, 2009

    6:21 pm

    daaamm gucci aint wack boy.. ! straight dope

  3. clyde

    December 17th, 2009

    11:47 pm

    since when da fukk Gucci, been “wack”..? what kinda dweeb say suhn’tin like that

  4. JaredG.O

    December 18th, 2009

    6:22 am

    yea i dont fit none off these Gucci my nig.look up(I live ina T.V) shit goes hard … Ima Doer Not a talker and all the rest of that shit dont apply to me so yea i feel you these fools need to sit the fuck down and take note on some real shit for a minute

  5. hon-do

    December 18th, 2009

    7:08 am

    bait car is 100% real

  6. that nigga

    December 18th, 2009

    9:10 am

    nope Gucci is wack hahahaha

  7. Armin Halvadzic

    December 20th, 2009

    9:43 am

    I’m 16,but I still listen to Eminem.

  8. YES!

    December 20th, 2009

    11:00 pm

    Telemundo.

    BWUAHAHAHHAHA!

  9. T ROCK

    December 21st, 2009

    1:25 pm

    nothing wrong with the steelers fool. no need to be a hater.

  10. That otha nigga

    December 22nd, 2009

    10:44 am

    The Empire State of Mind comment is the best. I fuckin hate those mark ass fools.

  11. uhhhhhh

    December 22nd, 2009

    2:27 pm

    gucci mane over eminem? sit yo ass down.

  12. Lonnie tharpe

    December 22nd, 2009

    9:24 pm

    Gucci mane suck supra for life

  13. thats that dood

    February 24th, 2010

    6:50 am

    gucci mane… terrible lyrics BURR but sick beats AYE

  14. tyler

    March 4th, 2010

    1:19 pm

    gucci mane is the shit. iv been collecting all of the 1017 bricksquad shit for like 2 years now

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