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- You go to ya girls, and her “friends” walking out her room w/no shirt, socks or shoes- and you dont say nothing..
- You get slapped in the mouth in front of ya girl, and dont do nothing.
- The amatuers on your team, are better than you..
- You and ya girl, share jeans…
- You think Moroccans, are Middle Eastern…
- You tell people you on a team, but when you open the mag/catalog- ya name aint on the team list..
- Ya pants so tight, you cant wear socks..
- You carry your skateboard around, by the truck..
- You spend more time complaining about not having a job, than actually looking for one..
- You cant axle-stall, but you can do a bunch of flip tricks on a ramp..
- You & ya girl have a threesome, and she makes you just watch..
- You still cant tell the difference between Mexicans & Puerto Ricans…
- Your Mom found you weed stash, smoked it- and you didnt say nothing…
- Youre Black, and you voted for John McCain..
- You flossing at the club, but you actually took the bus there and live w/ya Momma…
- Youre a dude, and you still kiss your Dad on the mouth..
- You use myspace, facebook, etc.. to pick up woman..
- Even though 99.9% of cell phones & computers have “text edit”, you still cant spell/know how to use simple words correctly..
- Some pros came in town, and smashed ya girl while you was out showing off ya lil skate spots/tricks..
- You just recently realized, Peppermint Patty was gay..
- You work at a skate company, magazine or in the industry- but you cant even drop into a 5ft ramp without full padding..
- You and ya Moms is at the same house party…
- You think Koala bears are Chinese…
- You aint never stood up for nothing..
September 15th, 2009
6:05 am
luv the part with carrying the skateboard. so true, that’s what I always tell people. soo gay
September 16th, 2009
12:13 pm
This shit is mad funny, seriously
September 19th, 2009
2:20 am
well I guess I don`t need so sit my ass down
September 22nd, 2009
4:48 am
if the ams are better than u… u suck
September 23rd, 2009
5:53 pm
If your names Clyde singleton you need to sit your ass down.
Fucking lame
October 6th, 2009
11:40 am
AHAHAH
Clyde´s da MAN!
March 27th, 2010
6:52 pm
99% of this is about a skateboard and a girl
but still good, i like the skateboard carrying one